This was supposed to be a long drawn-out post about what's been going on this spring, with in-depth reports about the garden and various projects and Scientific Experiments in the Pursuit Of Home Science, as well as a farewell message to Jasmine (who is the awesomest) and a welcome back to Josh and Shanley (who are equally as awesome as Jasmine), but now I have to go in to work on my day off and don't I feel like punching someone in the throat.
Which, incidentally, kinda happened to me last night, when Rob tried to tackle me but accidentally drove his shoulder into my windpipe, so now I know from experience that it's not a pleasant thing to have happen to one's self, and ohmigod really? Really? I'm going in to work? Holy Christ. Just...GAWD, y'know?
Anyway: I'm not making any predictions, but here's hoping Philly holds out against Chicago and that Pronger puts Byfuglien on his ass more than a few times, and that Richards takes Kane into the corner and shaves off that stupid playoff mullet.
Stupid Internet Things:
4. Don't honk at old people. Or they might do something like this, which always warms my cold dead lump-of-coal heart.
I plan to be in the shittiest mood tonight, so if anyone comes in and complains that they think it's 'mildly offensive and inappropriate' that I've named one of our coffees after Gary Coleman, then they can take a long hard suck on my left tit.
