So, Bruce & Robin and their magical little gnome known as Forrester joined the Little Miss and I at the zoo today, where we saw lots of animals and stuff and took lots of pictures and had a great time, but if I came away with one impression, it was this:
Calgary, your children are fat.
My own kid has been known to sometimes display rolls, and I often bug Bruce that he's gonna have to knock down a wall in his kid's bedroom in order to airlift the giant tyke outta there, but, really, Calgary: yer kids are fat. It's kinda scary.
That is all. Here is a Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth song that makes everything in the world okay.
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