1. It is not a fort, but rather a CASTLE. For a PRINCESS. Who is a PIRATE.
2. They are not chicken pox sores; they are SPARKLES.
3. Pirates say three things: "Arrr, Matey!", "Walk the plank!", and "Better catch the cook if you want some cake!"
4. It's okay to drink the bathwater if it tastes like licorice. Also: the soap is good for your belly.
5. It's okay to visit people in the bathroom, as long as you bring a toy for them to play with, too.
6. It's also okay to drink the dishwater, but it doesn't taste as good as the bathwater.
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